TODAY.
I will begin the project where I will take at a photo EVERYDAY FOR A YEAR.
Or a month or something.
In France, you will never be angry.
This is a call to action for the world. No longer say, “I’m such a geek, I love [insert cultural emphemera here]!” You are wrong. You are not a geek. Geeks like things that are not cool to like. A geek’s enthusiasm is unflagging, uncomfortable, and unnecessary. It is a passion both invasive and awkward, one that sits for long periods of time, smells funny, and fears all realities not called alternate. You call yourself a geek because you want to be cool, because you think geek is cool. The geek is not cool; only the idea of geek is cool. No one has ever reached ultimate geekness, and no one ever will. Geek is goal. This is geek. All hail the geek.
Hula Hoops in Boston! Summer is here!
It’s a cat in a bowl. It’s Bowl Cat. You seem angry. How can you be angry? Play him off, Bowl Cat.
This is what my house will look like when I move to Norway.